what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
