I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I'm always down for nudity.
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