sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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