we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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