just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just want nice things and good sex
you never un-have a 4some
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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