Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
