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(805): View more from California

Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?

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(513): View more from Ohio

Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.

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(816): View more from Missouri

You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.

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(848): View more from New Jersey

Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.

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(850): View more from Florida

Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap

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(207): View more from Maine

She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂

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