I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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