my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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