what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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