In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Well I just put wine in my tea
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
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