Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
What drink are we having for lunch?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize