They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
i just google imaged poop.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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