it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
