Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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