I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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