And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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