idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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