I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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