Christians are straight up FREAKS
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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