problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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