So drunk its hurt
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Im part way to drunk.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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