Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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