yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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