I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
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I am a whore it's cool
your practicly a vergin again
@3:21 - Haha, thanks for the offer, but no thanks. 5 is a nice number for now.
so you only have sex when your sober?
Thats sad. Sex is great and all, but really?
@214 maybe he is just a really kewl old guy.
i had sex with the same loving girl for 62 years. suck it ma' nerds
11.29 is still a virgin
12:21 - was it "for 62 yrs" or "of 62 yrs". Big difference
I lost count somewhere around 35ish
i surpassed all my fingers and toes about 2 months after my divorce....i was in a bad place.
whore's are cool to other drunk losers who wouldn't get laid otherwise.
i have 8 to go. i think.
So how many did you bang with your dick?
born again 8 times
3 things wrong with that statement. 1) How did an 80 year old even find this site 2) why would they have interest in reading this shit and 3) I bet they dont even understand what half this means
s/he just has less fingers and toes than normal
I like the way you think. I've been born again 5-6 times then. I've lost count.
My goal is 100 before the end of October. At 89 now....I got to get crackin' Is it bad that I have # goals?
I can count all the guys I've slept with on one hand...and more and I'll need to use 2 hands though.
Because u fuck dogs
Yeah, born-again whoreeeeeeeee
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