Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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