I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
