He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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