Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
His nipple licking is glorious
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