is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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