dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
