chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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