I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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