I think i peed on brittanys purse
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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