Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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