i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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