We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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