he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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