But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Your face is a jimmy john
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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