the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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