Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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