Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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