No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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