You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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