Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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