i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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