I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
His nipple licking is glorious
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