sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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