you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
