I want to stick my p in your. b.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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