you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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