I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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