Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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