Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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