Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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