how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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