let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Randomize
