I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize
